Protected (*) and Special (**) Dances

2010

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Night of the Stars

Swinging Stars

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Friday/Saturday, April 23/24, 2010

Annual Jubilee

Kingman Kut-Ups

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Friday/Saturday, November 5/6, 2010

Frontier Days

Good Times

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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Toys for Tots

Stardusters

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Thursday, December 31, 2010

New Year's Eve Dance

Good Times

Las Vegas - Northwest Arizona
Association Information
Next Association Meeting

Saturday, July 17, 2010  at 10:30 a.m. - Tom and Darlene Cerrone's home

Association Officers

Laugh time

President: Tom Cerrone  

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.   A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
 
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the
 mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.  Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
 
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She
 called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked  the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror  with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.


A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at   the  gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All  my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I  would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a  huge fluffy pillow.

A few  days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all  went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with  the same offer that He made to the cat

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of  our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we  could just have some little roller skates, we would not have  to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice  had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the  cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God  gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How  have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have  never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and  those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are  delicious!'
 

Vice President: Joan Dreyer

 

Treasurer: Tom McCaslin
Secretary: Sue Jenkins 
Magazine Editor: Don Baltz
Insurance: Joan Dreyer

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